Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Things that only happen on Halloween

I do not know about you all, but I have been thinking about Halloween lately. It is probably because I am building the well known torture device, the rack. Do not worry, it is just for my English project, I promise. If you need reassurance, send me an email, and I will send you the actual copy of the rubric, minus the personal information of course.

1. It is the only day of the year that it is considered safe to walk outside at night.
I do not know about you, but in my old neighborhood, walking around at night was a big no-no. There were not many lights, so you could've been easily run over.

2. People will eat what strangers give them.
In reality, if someone came up to me and gave me food, I would not eat it. But on Halloween, people give out candy to people and do not care if it is toxic or not.

3. You can walk around with blood all over your body and no one will care.
On Halloween, it is all about looking scary and gory, but in everyday sense, if someone were to walk around with blood all over their face, I would send them straight to the hospital. However, on Halloween, we assume it is fake blood. Therefore, we let it slide.

4. You can pretend to be a doctor without getting in trouble with the authorities.
It is illegal to either pretend to be a doctor or forge a doctor's signature. However, this one excepted night allows people to pretend to be doctors. Imagine the horror.

5. You can walk up to someone's door step, and not be either threatened or shooed off the premises.
I think this statement is self explanatory.

Ok, that is all I have to say about Halloween. If I missed something, leave them in the comments below.

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