Confessions

There are so many things wrong with me. So many secrets to tell. I have literally no shame because I told at least one person every single secret of my life. My sister can write or direct an embarassing movie about my life, and it will be at least 16 hours long, or have its own saga or will last around 10 years. Who knows? So, to save you from reading a book or watching a long movie or watching a movie series for 10 years (*cough* Harry Potter). I am so going to regret this later. It might become a multi-part series since I have too many secrets and embarassing moments to tell you.

1. I do not know how to ride a bike, and I am a teenager.

2. I accidently wore a dress backwards and got away with it twice.

3. (Beware: very embarassing). In kindergarten, I wore my skort backwards (skirt in the front, shorts in theback) all school day long.

4. I have a twin sister and was afraid that I will be conjoined with her if I spent too much time with each other.

5. I did not like putting my feet in first position (ballet) because I thought my heels will get stuck together and will be a mermaid for the rest of eternity.

6. I used to cover my whole entire body with a blanket when I went to bed because if a kidnapper ever went into my home, I thought I might as well have some type of protection.

7. My weight was not good. I was fat. And was fat until I was around eight.

8. I had silver dental crowns on my two front teeth on the top, so it looked like I had a semi-grill. Kids made fun of me and will pretend that magnets were attracted to the teeth, they were brutal :).

9. I thought boys had cooties until I was 11.

10. My dad let me watch a horror movie, specifically Friday the 13th, when I was 8. It was so scary that I could not sleep for the rest of the night.

11. I wear a 0 in pants or a 25.

12. My biggest fear was to get into a black hole, so I never wanted to be an astronaut.

13. This one time, I did not know how to zip up and buckle my pants, so when I was walking out of a bathroom, my pants fell, and everyone saw my underwear. I was in kindergarten and wearing purple floral underwear.

14. I punched my sisters' face when I was around 8, and she had a bruise for at least 8 months.

15. I wear sweatpants nonstop. Laziness, I know, not a good thing, but what are you going to do?

16. When I was 4, I slammed the door on my sister because I was mad at her. Her toe got stuck in the hole between the floor and the door on the bottom. I was scared that her toe had to be chopped off since amputation was another nightmare.

17. I overplucked my eyebrow when I was 11, and it was only one eyebrow. I covered it with my hair until it grew back.

18. I thought 4/20 was "weave" day, not "weed" day. If you are old enough, you are laughing in my face or shaking your head. If you are not old enough, don't worry about, you will learn.

20. I prefer wearing dresses over skinny jeans because dresses are more comfortable than skinny jeans.

21. I use old lady face products (those garnered towards the older audience).

22. Babies have polar feelings to me. Either they laugh hysterically or they cry hysterically.

23. My sister is not really my best friend. My grandma is my best friend, yeah buddy.

24. My eyes get murky and muddy looking when I am upset and caramel when I am happy. That is just the way I am.

25. In times of severe despair, I lay down on my front lawn.

26. I have never had a nose bleed.

27. I ate Playdoh, smells like uncooked vanilla cookie dough, but tastes so gross and it was gritty, not smooth.

28. I wanted to be cool and chewed gum. I did not like to, but I did. Gum got stuck in my hair at least 6 times, and my mother had to put peanut butter in my hair to get it out. She did it in the kitchen, and it was embarassing.

With Love,

Violet Sar Bleu